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Weird food
Cliqqcumber (click-cum-ber)
A long, yellow-green fruit with a similar texture to honeydew or similar melons, with cucumber-like seeds which make clicking sounds when chewed (hence, cliqqcumber). The taste is often described as semi-sweet with an undertone of lemon and apple, with an inexplicable aftertaste of lightly charred wood. These fruits are often very nutritious for Poyoans, but are known to be lethal in large amounts.Hoenbiekma
A cube-shaped black fruit with a ceramic-like shell and a gooey inside which contains blueish round seeds whose hardness is comparable to that of an avocado’s skin. The taste can range anywhere from lemon, to orange, to ananas (pineapples), to chocolate, to pure sugar; depending on how ripe it is. The seeds can be eaten, but the taste is indescribably terrible. The seeds are often used in medicine as a stimulant and pain killer. The shell is crushed for use on roads to make the roads last longer.Sciiba (stsi-iba)
A round yellow fruit with a soft, edible peel, an oddly creamy inside, and orange seeds (which are also edible). It tastes like orange or lemon cheesecake, depending on the soil it is grown in; the seeds also taste like cheesecake. This fruit is known to have 100-150% daily value of all known nutrients per singular fruit (based on a 2500 calorie diet) and have over 4000 calories, therefore it is very important not to eat more than one per day, even if you are particularly active.Salmuttotabreabbitlecochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake™
All foods that exist in one, infinite density pie cake. It also has every nutrient that can be useful to organic life forms in infinite amounts. As expected, it tastes like everything that exists, at least before it kills you in 1E-72902 seconds (.0(~72900 zeros)01) with a heart attack. You can get it in rituals requiring half your soul. This is the only thing that can “kill” inanimate objects. Commercial about this thing.Traditional sphere bread (+QeePQaKiHa-Qa)
A spherical, often sweet bread-like cake with no less than three meats inside, which include beef, goat, deer, pork, squirrel, sheep, or anything else a poyoan can get his hands on, along with hoenbiekma fruit; all coated in sugar and cheese. Traditional Sphere Bread is made with an open flame under the bread, with your bare hands manuvering the bread to be round and cooked evenly; the bread is then sprinkled with sugar, and coated in cheese. Before the bread is cooked, the meats are seasoned with salt, cinnamon, pepper, and ripened hoenbiekma, and cooked thoroughly; then the cooked meats are put in the bread with more hoenbiekma, and the bread is wrapped around the filling and cooked without hesitation. The bread is eaten at traditional celebrations, and is stood on an egg cradle. The sphere bread is the size of the poyoan who cooked it, which is often 100cm tall, which is ~3’ 3⅓”, which doesn’t fit through human-sized doors.Phoenician Curry
An inexplicably perfect curry created in the Western Mediterranean a little less than half a century before the Roman Empire. There is no consensus on who actually made it and what they made it with, but what is known is that there's exactly one, it's currently displayed in a museum in Gibraltar Strait City, and you would never know it was that old
27JUL"26: the Forms have been fully integrated
dates are in dd/mm/"yy
27/07/"26: the commission form and its info doc, and the feedback form have been reintegrated, containing more of Kabiban on the website while retaining proper function. The option to use the native version is still available, of course.
01/07/"26: the pages are cleaner, the legacy stuff has been moved, and a whole bunch of other little fixes have been made. Even the little icons near the top look nice now! Oh, and "Moved..." pages have been implemented and forms have been un-integrated due to being ugly
11/06/"26: forms have been integrated. Not only that, but I've also finally gotten rid of that stupid nav bar!
03/06/"26: It's Kabiban now! not JNKabiban like it used to be
26/03/"26: the commission form is now more comprehensible
19/03/"26: some stuff has shifted
02/03/"26: all Twitter links are off the home page
15/01/"26: half off sale until february 1st
23/12/"25: the version number isn't entirely accurate, but it exists now
24/11/"25: deviant art included in socials
08/10/"25: reopen!
08/09/"25: This site is partially closed due to moving house
10/06/"25: Keeby
15/05/"25: this website starts reconstruction due to going from XMedia (Ex-media) to Bluesky [nope]
22/01/"25: the fall of Flowey, the Reply for Art things are now on the site.
21/01/"25: Fruit? changed to yum...? and fixed
11/01/"24: have you ever thought of what lies beyond the multiverse? ...oh, and Cryptic.txt was fixed
05/01/"25: there's a character list now, even two from The Undertale 7
29/12/"24: the start of Flowey's takeover
17/12/"24: If there's one day of the year that should be eventful, it's a birthday...
01/12/"24: welcome the Christmas spirit! the new theme is red and green for that Christmas taste.
a little ironic, seeing as the shade of pink used in the favicon and stuff is #f45666 which contains the number of the beast, oh well.22/11/"24: @tisi-heart.bsky.social has been added as one of the socials, it's like the Twitter version, but you don't have to deal with Twitter and its horde of barbarians. It's missing some weird things though, I'm sure it'll be sorted out by the time Flowey takes the Twitter version- wait what?
17/11/"24: I don't know what it's called yet, but the story is now in the "stories" section
11/11/"24: remember when you were fictional to Tisi? it's still true, BUT layers are what truly separates creator from creation, and the difference isn't quite as equal as thought before. Layers are a relative scale, meaning Tisi's layer is 0 according to her and my layer is 0 according to me, but Tisi's layer is -1 according to me, and vice versa leads to +1. Most dreams occur on layer -1 too, but peek into layer 0 in some places. Things like God belong in layer +1 (because they created everything in layer 0, obviously). even though layers seem to blend into each other, they really don't; my power would be AbInFu in layer -1 but it's about 4 in layer 0, but Jadey's power would be AbInFu in layer -1 but it's 1 in layer 0. this raises the question: what's above all layers? all evidence points to cats, but this is unprovable. TYPICAL.
01/11/"24: it's no longer Halloween.
08/10/"24: site theme changed for a little more halloween-ness for October, better late than never!
01/10/"24: end of pizza finding event, pizzas removed from site, here's where they were
🍕EBAN&UoG, replacing the 💛
🍕events, replacing the 🔒
🍕Tisi's language, after the definition of the word "!u"
🍕Cat language, after "never join a sentence with thin air"
🍕Triangles, after the 2nd example for how the triangles are written in alternating directions
🍕other lore things, in item 69
14/09/"24: Parallel Olelogram is the winner! but the event doesn't end yet!
13/09/"24: events, legendary, and stories pages updated, access buttons edited to be more relevant, pizza finding event.
14/08/"24: fixed one of the page's back buttons
05/08/"24: the Notice Board is now collapsable because it was getting unwieldy. a summary of the latest thing will go where the name was.
03/08/"24: list of events added
05/07/"24: roleplay fight rules added
01/07/"24: end of pride month, title text is back to white. what am I, a big company on a system?
24/06/"24: removed the Yeah! from the banner, the /yeah page is now blank, added to the EBAN&UoG sub-page
18/06/"24: my mouse decided it's had enough
14/06/"24: added a Yeah! to the banner.
11/06/"24: added important images tab in "constructed stuff", moved the nav bar to the side... then back to the top (I'm trying to get RID of it!!)
09/06/"24: fixed a dumb error between 09/04/"24 and 27/05/"24, added the three pillars to the EBAN&UoG, properly hid the extra alephs in the Timeline, made the feedback button more generic.
06/06/"24: the text was added to the systems (it's harder than you think)
03/06/"24: another year, another dyne
31/05/"24: added to the EBAN&UoG, and ?????? page added
27/05/"24: "Heartisan" has been changed to "Heartishan" to prevent confusion with the word artisan (shouldn't it be Hartishan, or is that too far removed?)
09/04/"24: list of those given start text added
31/03/"24: pretty small change, #FF00FF has been changed to #D525D6 in all future pictures and in this site's favicon (the little icon next to the site's name)
29/03/"24: added some text at the top so the quick description that some sites show isn't just "Emoji-centric identifiers". also removed the old version of this site.
08/03/"24: I figured out the "style" thing, and now things are different colors. also, mutual fictionality
01/03/"24: opening of the website
10/01/"24: connection to International Geographic (now IntGeo)
this is the start. it's at the bottom so the latest thing is at the top
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